(September 22, 2017 at 11:04 pm)AFTT47 Wrote: It was not one of my prouder moments but I once took a crap in somone's yard. It was when I lived in the U.S. Territory of Guam in the Pacific. I was a SCUBA instructor at the time and I had just done the academics portion of a class aboard a U.S. Navy ship called the Cable. I had made the supreme mistake of getting a bite to eat at Taco Bell before the class. It was early evening when it ended and I headed home. On the way, the urge to relieve myself became so powerful, I pulled over and performed the act in a stand of trees in someone's front yard. The alternative was to shit myself in the car.
To this day, I don't know what the aftermath was. There was no call to the police as far as I know. This was at the edge of their property and boarded a wooded area so it's possible it went undiscovered.
This was in 1997. I have yet to eat at Taco Bell since.
I'm inferring you did not enjoy a clean pinch . . . .
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