Yesterday I managed to extrude a log of such structural integrity, it reached down to the water before snapping off. Shame I'm now banned from the pool, I'd have liked to see if I could beat my record on the next diving board up.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
