Don't worry, I've already discovered that buying friends together with always being there for them, helping them out, providing money for when they go out somewhere, general awesomeness and kindness...
Doesn't work. The only friend I made up here was the person I'd worked on least, and interacted with least. At least she's a woman and bisexual and as disturbingly awesome as I am... if only she wasn't monogamous and had a boyfriend she won't 'cheat' on
So close... and yet so far.
Doesn't work. The only friend I made up here was the person I'd worked on least, and interacted with least. At least she's a woman and bisexual and as disturbingly awesome as I am... if only she wasn't monogamous and had a boyfriend she won't 'cheat' on

So close... and yet so far.

Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day