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I finally understand the Trinity!

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I finally understand the Trinity!
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RE: I finally understand the Trinity!
October 1, 2017 at 9:08 am
Remember Jesus, being also the Holy Ghost, must have had intercourse with his own mother in order to produce himself as the son. She being the daughter of God and Jesus being the son of God, she was also his sister.

So it seems Charlie Hebdo got it best

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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I finally understand the Trinity!

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I finally understand the Trinity! - by ignoramus - September 28, 2017 at 4:46 am
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by LastPoet - September 28, 2017 at 5:06 am
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 28, 2017 at 5:59 am
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by Fake Messiah - October 1, 2017 at 9:08 am
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by Cyberman - October 1, 2017 at 5:21 pm
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by downbeatplumb - October 4, 2017 at 10:42 am
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by Brian37 - October 1, 2017 at 9:12 am
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by Thumpalumpacus - October 1, 2017 at 5:02 pm
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by chimp3 - October 1, 2017 at 5:28 pm
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by vorlon13 - October 1, 2017 at 5:34 pm
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by Minimalist - October 1, 2017 at 10:06 pm
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by vorlon13 - October 1, 2017 at 5:37 pm
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by Fireball - October 1, 2017 at 10:00 pm
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by Cyberman - October 1, 2017 at 5:38 pm
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by Bahana - October 1, 2017 at 5:41 pm
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by vorlon13 - October 1, 2017 at 9:01 pm
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by ignoramus - October 2, 2017 at 4:10 am
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by Cyberman - October 2, 2017 at 4:19 am
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by vorlon13 - October 4, 2017 at 10:39 am
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by JackRussell - October 4, 2017 at 11:09 am

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