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I finally understand the Trinity!

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I finally understand the Trinity!
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RE: I finally understand the Trinity!
October 1, 2017 at 5:21 pm (This post was last modified: October 1, 2017 at 5:22 pm by Cyberman.)
(October 1, 2017 at 9:08 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Remember Jesus, being also the Holy Ghost, must have had intercourse with his own mother in order to produce himself as the son. She being the daughter of God and Jesus being the son of God, she was also his sister.

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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I finally understand the Trinity!

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I finally understand the Trinity! - by ignoramus - September 28, 2017 at 4:46 am
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by LastPoet - September 28, 2017 at 5:06 am
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 28, 2017 at 5:59 am
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by Fake Messiah - October 1, 2017 at 9:08 am
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by Cyberman - October 1, 2017 at 5:21 pm
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by downbeatplumb - October 4, 2017 at 10:42 am
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by Brian37 - October 1, 2017 at 9:12 am
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by Thumpalumpacus - October 1, 2017 at 5:02 pm
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by chimp3 - October 1, 2017 at 5:28 pm
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by vorlon13 - October 1, 2017 at 5:34 pm
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by Minimalist - October 1, 2017 at 10:06 pm
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by vorlon13 - October 1, 2017 at 5:37 pm
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by Fireball - October 1, 2017 at 10:00 pm
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by Cyberman - October 1, 2017 at 5:38 pm
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by Bahana - October 1, 2017 at 5:41 pm
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by vorlon13 - October 1, 2017 at 9:01 pm
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by ignoramus - October 2, 2017 at 4:10 am
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by Cyberman - October 2, 2017 at 4:19 am
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by vorlon13 - October 4, 2017 at 10:39 am
RE: I finally understand the Trinity! - by JackRussell - October 4, 2017 at 11:09 am

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