Back in the '70s I visited a wild animal park north of Miami. At the gift shop they had a photo op with lion cubs, you sat in a big cane chair and they put a cub in your hand and took the shot. The cub I got was constantly complaining. I asked the staff person about that and she said, "Oh, I haven't fed them yet."
I looked at her for a minute and then said "You handed me a hungry lion?"
I looked at her for a minute and then said "You handed me a hungry lion?"

