You're here trying to sell an imaginary product, then deriding us for not wanting to part with our cash. You don't need a god for that. At least the traditional religious nuts are honest about it, even if it's just with themselves.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'