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2 pieces of advice for future parents
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RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents
October 11, 2017 at 12:22 pm
(October 11, 2017 at 10:25 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: 1. Duct tape is cheaper than daycare

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2 pieces of advice for future parents

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RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by vorlon13 - October 11, 2017 at 9:56 am
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by John V - October 13, 2017 at 12:04 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by vorlon13 - October 13, 2017 at 1:48 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Edwardo Piet - October 11, 2017 at 10:03 am
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Jackalope - October 11, 2017 at 10:25 am
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by vorlon13 - October 11, 2017 at 12:22 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Joods - October 11, 2017 at 1:37 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Silver - October 11, 2017 at 10:28 am
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by vorlon13 - October 11, 2017 at 12:21 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Silver - October 11, 2017 at 12:28 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Aoi Magi - October 11, 2017 at 10:35 am
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by vorlon13 - October 11, 2017 at 12:21 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Edwardo Piet - October 11, 2017 at 12:52 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Little lunch - October 11, 2017 at 10:43 am
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Divinity - October 11, 2017 at 12:46 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by KevinM1 - October 11, 2017 at 1:32 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by The Valkyrie - October 11, 2017 at 3:58 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by mlmooney89 - October 11, 2017 at 4:19 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Losty - October 11, 2017 at 4:25 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Seraphina - October 11, 2017 at 8:40 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Joods - October 12, 2017 at 7:36 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by JackRussell - October 13, 2017 at 12:14 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Court Jester - October 13, 2017 at 12:17 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by mlmooney89 - October 13, 2017 at 1:59 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Court Jester - October 13, 2017 at 9:30 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Edwardo Piet - October 13, 2017 at 3:35 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by henryp - October 13, 2017 at 12:33 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by J a c k - October 13, 2017 at 12:44 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by JackRussell - October 13, 2017 at 12:49 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Aroura - October 13, 2017 at 3:45 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Cecelia - October 14, 2017 at 1:12 am
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by vorlon13 - October 14, 2017 at 1:57 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Seraphina - October 15, 2017 at 12:30 am
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Edwardo Piet - October 14, 2017 at 6:57 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Divinity - October 16, 2017 at 12:41 am
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by mlmooney89 - October 16, 2017 at 9:08 am
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Edwardo Piet - October 14, 2017 at 8:47 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by vorlon13 - October 14, 2017 at 9:05 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Crossless2.0 - October 15, 2017 at 2:43 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Edwardo Piet - October 14, 2017 at 9:08 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by vorlon13 - October 14, 2017 at 9:10 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Edwardo Piet - October 14, 2017 at 9:11 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by LastPoet - October 15, 2017 at 7:57 am
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Edwardo Piet - October 15, 2017 at 6:36 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Jackalope - October 15, 2017 at 12:22 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Shell B - October 15, 2017 at 3:08 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by vorlon13 - October 15, 2017 at 3:43 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Losty - November 16, 2017 at 7:58 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by The Valkyrie - November 16, 2017 at 8:02 pm
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by BrokenQuill92 - November 17, 2017 at 6:52 am
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Aoi Magi - November 17, 2017 at 7:08 am
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Crossless2.0 - November 17, 2017 at 6:58 am
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Cod - November 17, 2017 at 7:17 am
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Aoi Magi - November 17, 2017 at 7:25 am
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Cod - November 17, 2017 at 7:27 am
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Aoi Magi - November 17, 2017 at 7:33 am
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Cod - November 17, 2017 at 7:39 am
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Aoi Magi - November 17, 2017 at 8:01 am
RE: 2 pieces of advice for future parents - by Cod - November 17, 2017 at 8:07 am

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