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Cthulhu For President.
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RE: Cthulhu For President.
(August 10, 2011 at 3:20 am)Judas BentHer Wrote: I'd keep a bottle of Paprika in my pocket at all times. So that way I could be flavored and first. *adjusts robe, puts up hood, begins to chant in Enochian language that roughly translates to; eat me, eat me, eat me.)

*Puts a bottle of Tabasco in my pocket and joins Judas in the chanting

One can only wish to get eaten first.. Tongue
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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Cthulhu For President. - by R-e-n-n-a-t - August 9, 2011 at 6:40 pm
RE: Cthulhu For President. - by Jackalope - August 9, 2011 at 6:44 pm
RE: Cthulhu For President. - by Judas BentHer - August 9, 2011 at 6:48 pm
RE: Cthulhu For President. - by Cinjin - August 9, 2011 at 7:00 pm
RE: Cthulhu For President. - by Rhizomorph13 - August 9, 2011 at 7:07 pm
RE: Cthulhu For President. - by The Grand Nudger - August 9, 2011 at 7:02 pm
RE: Cthulhu For President. - by cdog - August 10, 2011 at 1:53 am
RE: Cthulhu For President. - by Judas BentHer - August 10, 2011 at 3:20 am
RE: Cthulhu For President. - by Kayenneh - August 10, 2011 at 4:09 am
RE: Cthulhu For President. - by Justtristo - August 10, 2011 at 7:43 am
RE: Cthulhu For President. - by Judas BentHer - August 10, 2011 at 11:52 am
RE: Cthulhu For President. - by leo-rcc - August 10, 2011 at 8:23 am
RE: Cthulhu For President. - by Rhizomorph13 - August 10, 2011 at 10:27 am
RE: Cthulhu For President. - by Jaysyn - August 10, 2011 at 11:52 am
RE: Cthulhu For President. - by Rhizomorph13 - August 10, 2011 at 2:30 pm
RE: Cthulhu For President. - by Judas BentHer - August 10, 2011 at 3:11 pm
RE: Cthulhu For President. - by The Grand Nudger - August 10, 2011 at 12:19 pm
RE: Cthulhu For President. - by Jaysyn - August 10, 2011 at 12:49 pm
RE: Cthulhu For President. - by Kayenneh - August 11, 2011 at 7:30 am

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