You know what I've always wondered?

[Whateverist]

Post your random questions here.


Here's one I've been thinking of for a long time that actually got me "warning points" on a Harry Potter forum for asking


If you're an animagus and you mate with a real animal of your animagus form and either get pregnant or get that animal pregnant... would the baby born be human or animal?  Or a natural animagus?

Good question!  Never got into the Potter stuff and never heard of animalgus.  But now that it's out there I have a new question.

If I were an animal's that could turn into any creature I liked for the purpose of mating, which kind would I most like to knock up?

Must be a sign that I'm low on the bestiality spectrum that nothing comes to mind except hairless apes.  (No offense, Vorlon.)

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You know how people are always saying, 'That's the best thing since sliced bread!'?  Well, what was the best thing *before* sliced bread?

Boru


addendum: Herself just opined, 'An unsliced loaf and a full set of fingers.'

Bread?