You know what I've always wondered?

[Aegon]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

If a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood, how would it provide for Tina and the baby? It's only 6 weeks until they're moving into a studio apartment in Lower Woodchucksville, closer to the river and the woodmarkets than they might have preferred.

But money is tight even for woodchucks who can chuck wood, so what hope do they have? 3 weeks out of work, 2 months until young Carrie is due, and winter's on its way...