Wanted: Christians who reject the supernatural and a literal afterlife.

[Whateverist]

Five Whatevs, five - and that's just what I claim beyond foreign bastards. 

On a more serious note...this is why religious afterlife claims hold no particular temptation for me.  My afterlife is already assured..and not by some thin promissory note.  It's not allegory, and it's not metaphor.  I can hold it in my hands, and I have.

Not a bad plan but not exactly easy either. My idea is to get vultures or something with a strong stomach -hell maggots will do- to uptake my organic matter back into the web of life. Afterlife assured for zero dollars and very little muss or fuss.