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You know what I've always wondered?
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RE: You know what I've always wondered?
(October 19, 2017 at 6:24 pm)ignoramus Wrote: We've all heard of the ugly ones with nice personalities, but you're saying that there's ugly ones on the outside and the inside? No excuses. You have control of how you come across to others socially.

beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes right down to the bone.

(October 19, 2017 at 5:28 pm)Hammy Wrote:
(October 19, 2017 at 12:18 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote: Then what is a cookie to you?  Or do you even have them?

We have these biscuits called 'chocolate chip cookies' that are not cookies at all and are actually biscuits (although you'd call them cookies).

Confusing, yes?

It's the Britishian way.

Chips are fat french fries. And fat french fries must never be called "fat french fies" (so please call me a "cunthead")... they must be always referred to as "chips".

Thin french fries are always called simply "french fries". And usually unless we're copying Americans we never call them "fries" but always either "French Fries" or just "chips." French Fries can be referred to as "chips" but chips as in big-fat-assed-chips must never ever be referred to as "fries" or "french fries".

Potato chips are always called "crisps." Except cheesy poofs that are usually referred to as either "Wotsits" or "cheesy puffs".

To have a takeout is to have a "takeaway".

To sit on one's fanny means to sit on one's vagina.

You probably know the rest.

Don't for fuck sake mention Jaffa cakes, you've confused them enough.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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You know what I've always wondered? - by Clueless Morgan - October 18, 2017 at 10:01 am
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Joods - October 18, 2017 at 10:05 am
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Clueless Morgan - October 18, 2017 at 10:14 am
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Joods - October 18, 2017 at 4:05 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by mlmooney89 - October 18, 2017 at 10:51 am
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Edwardo Piet - October 18, 2017 at 5:32 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Whateverist - October 18, 2017 at 11:03 am
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Clueless Morgan - October 18, 2017 at 11:43 am
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by mlmooney89 - October 18, 2017 at 12:37 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Brian37 - October 18, 2017 at 11:04 am
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Pat Mustard - October 18, 2017 at 11:05 am
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Brian37 - October 18, 2017 at 11:11 am
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Minimalist - October 18, 2017 at 12:02 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Clueless Morgan - October 18, 2017 at 1:13 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Aegon - October 18, 2017 at 10:14 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Shell B - October 18, 2017 at 12:03 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Tiberius - October 18, 2017 at 12:25 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by downbeatplumb - October 18, 2017 at 1:50 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 18, 2017 at 3:49 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by The Valkyrie - October 18, 2017 at 3:55 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by brewer - October 18, 2017 at 4:48 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by mlmooney89 - October 18, 2017 at 5:13 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by brewer - October 18, 2017 at 6:56 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Losty - October 18, 2017 at 7:21 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Edwardo Piet - October 18, 2017 at 9:36 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Fireball - October 18, 2017 at 10:01 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Losty - October 18, 2017 at 10:10 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Aegon - October 18, 2017 at 10:10 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Losty - October 18, 2017 at 10:12 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Edwardo Piet - October 18, 2017 at 10:15 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by ignoramus - October 19, 2017 at 3:10 am
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Clueless Morgan - October 19, 2017 at 11:22 am
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by brewer - October 19, 2017 at 11:57 am
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Clueless Morgan - October 19, 2017 at 12:18 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Edwardo Piet - October 19, 2017 at 5:28 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by downbeatplumb - October 19, 2017 at 12:19 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Chad32 - October 19, 2017 at 12:20 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Aegon - October 19, 2017 at 2:03 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Chad32 - October 19, 2017 at 3:22 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by The Valkyrie - October 19, 2017 at 2:34 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Shell B - October 19, 2017 at 4:21 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by brewer - October 19, 2017 at 1:19 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Clueless Morgan - October 19, 2017 at 2:53 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by JackRussell - October 19, 2017 at 3:25 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Fireball - October 19, 2017 at 4:09 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by JackRussell - October 19, 2017 at 4:16 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by JackRussell - October 19, 2017 at 4:25 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Fireball - October 19, 2017 at 6:18 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by ignoramus - October 19, 2017 at 4:30 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by JackRussell - October 19, 2017 at 4:33 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Clueless Morgan - October 19, 2017 at 6:06 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Edwardo Piet - October 19, 2017 at 7:00 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by brewer - October 19, 2017 at 5:26 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by ignoramus - October 19, 2017 at 6:24 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Succubus - October 19, 2017 at 6:45 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Seraphina - October 19, 2017 at 10:02 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Clueless Morgan - October 20, 2017 at 9:45 am
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Succubus - October 20, 2017 at 3:28 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by The Grand Nudger - October 19, 2017 at 10:18 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Seraphina - October 19, 2017 at 10:21 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by John V - October 20, 2017 at 3:42 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Ravenshire - October 20, 2017 at 3:54 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by brewer - October 20, 2017 at 3:57 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Fireball - October 20, 2017 at 4:48 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by brewer - October 20, 2017 at 6:11 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 21, 2017 at 5:44 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Clueless Morgan - October 21, 2017 at 11:29 am
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Edwardo Piet - October 21, 2017 at 4:46 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Edwardo Piet - October 22, 2017 at 1:12 am
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by paulpablo - October 21, 2017 at 2:41 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Mermaid - October 21, 2017 at 4:51 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Edwardo Piet - October 21, 2017 at 4:53 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by pocaracas - October 21, 2017 at 7:19 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Clueless Morgan - October 23, 2017 at 10:49 am
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by pocaracas - October 23, 2017 at 11:15 am
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Clueless Morgan - October 23, 2017 at 1:55 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Whateverist - October 23, 2017 at 2:11 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by pocaracas - October 23, 2017 at 3:27 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Whateverist - October 23, 2017 at 5:07 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Clueless Morgan - October 23, 2017 at 5:08 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Whateverist - October 23, 2017 at 5:15 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by pocaracas - October 23, 2017 at 6:24 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Edwardo Piet - October 21, 2017 at 7:35 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by Whateverist - October 23, 2017 at 9:45 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by pocaracas - October 24, 2017 at 5:01 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by ignoramus - October 24, 2017 at 5:24 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by pocaracas - October 24, 2017 at 5:29 pm
RE: You know what I've always wondered? - by ignoramus - October 24, 2017 at 6:19 pm

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