You know what I've always wondered?

[Edwardo Piet]

Another Euthyphro moment.

Is an orange called an orange because it is orange, or is orange called orange because it is the colour of an orange?

It's the fruit that named the color - the color name wasn't used until like the 16th century.

Don't you watch QI?

K Series, Episode 1.

QI is one of the best shows ever. Menstruation.

Whoops. I did that wrong.

I meant: QI is one of the best shows ever. Period.