(October 31, 2017 at 1:30 am)Little lunch Wrote:(October 30, 2017 at 11:08 am)Hammy Wrote: But why be massaged into relaxation when you can be fucked senseless, anyway?
I love sex and I love massages.
Massages seem to be a lot harder to obtain.
I'm too stingy to pay for either.
One of the things on my bucket list is to have my head, back, arms and legs massaged all at the same time by six people.
I can't stand massages. I don't mind giving them. But I can't stand taking them.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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