Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English

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17th century English, at that.

If it was good enough for fucking jesus.......


However, in the really exciting news of the day pope fuckface just came out with this gem.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/11/...ght-marry/

Pope requests Roman Catholic priests be given right to marry

Pope Francis has placed a request for Roman Catholic priests to be allowed to marry in Brazil on the agenda of a forthcoming synod on the Amazon region, in a controversial move that is likely to outrage conservatives in the Church, Vatican sources say.

And why?  Some great doctrinal revelation?  No.

Cardinal Hummes reportedly asked Francis to consider ordaining so-called viri probati, married men of great faith, capable of ministering spiritually to the many remote communities in the Amazon where there is a shortage of priests, and evangelical Christians and pagan sects are displacing Catholicism.

Nope.  It's about market share!