How about Geordie?
"Why-aye, demon, man! Ye canna hang aroon here lookin' laik a spare prick at a fuckin weddin! Fuck off back t'weer ye cam from or ah'll kick yer aarse aall roon the toon sae fuckin ard, yuz'll be wearin yer bollocks fer a hat!"
"Why-aye, demon, man! Ye canna hang aroon here lookin' laik a spare prick at a fuckin weddin! Fuck off back t'weer ye cam from or ah'll kick yer aarse aall roon the toon sae fuckin ard, yuz'll be wearin yer bollocks fer a hat!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
