A Story of Fish
November 14, 2017 at 10:18 pm
(This post was last modified: November 14, 2017 at 10:18 pm by Haipule.)
When I die, I want to be cremated. Have a big party and then unceremoniously flush me down the toilet.
When my molecules reach the sea, the tiny sea creatures will eat my molecules. Then the small sea creatures will eat the tiny sea creatures. Then the small fish will eat the small creatures.
Then the big fish will eat the small fish and then you will eat the big fish! I'm sorry, did I taste fishy?
Then you unceremoniously flush me down the toilet! This happens over and over again until all my molecules are spread throughout the entire planet!
Then the rapture occurs and everyone is happy. That is, except for me.
I say to God, "Where are my arms?" God replies, "I could not find them". I, mocking God say, "what do you mean 'You could not find them!'" I further explain, "How do You expect me to masturbate with out any arms?!" God, shaking His head and wagging His finger, mocks me and says, "I do NOT 'expect you to masturbate!'" I said, "Why not!" God replies, "Well Bill is just that I umm...couldn't find THAT either".
When my molecules reach the sea, the tiny sea creatures will eat my molecules. Then the small sea creatures will eat the tiny sea creatures. Then the small fish will eat the small creatures.
Then the big fish will eat the small fish and then you will eat the big fish! I'm sorry, did I taste fishy?
Then you unceremoniously flush me down the toilet! This happens over and over again until all my molecules are spread throughout the entire planet!
Then the rapture occurs and everyone is happy. That is, except for me.
I say to God, "Where are my arms?" God replies, "I could not find them". I, mocking God say, "what do you mean 'You could not find them!'" I further explain, "How do You expect me to masturbate with out any arms?!" God, shaking His head and wagging His finger, mocks me and says, "I do NOT 'expect you to masturbate!'" I said, "Why not!" God replies, "Well Bill is just that I umm...couldn't find THAT either".
