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Playing with words and a news story.
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Playing with words and a news story.
April 17, 2017 at 7:11 am
I just saw a news story about an old light house, and one local historian said, " come learn the history about WHAT WENT ON" 

I get what she was saying, but it struck me funny "What went on".

No no no no, "what went on", that is something a parent asks the police when they get a call at work about an unauthorized party their kids had home while the parent was at work.

ORGIES AT THE LIGHT HOUSE!

"What went on"..... Gee I don't know, pretty sure people worked, ate, did normal shit.
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RE: Playing with words and a news story.
April 17, 2017 at 7:12 am
A lighthouse is a pretty wicked orgy location though...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Playing with words and a news story.
April 17, 2017 at 8:30 am
thinking about those lurid silhouettes being reflected from the clouds ?
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RE: Playing with words and a news story.
April 17, 2017 at 9:07 am
(April 17, 2017 at 8:30 am)vorlon13 Wrote: thinking about those lurid silhouettes being reflected from the clouds ?

That would be funny as shit. I wonder if anyone did fuck in front of the light? I could see some old tall ship in 1817 comming in, spotter has his telescope, "Captain, Mr Johnson is fucking his wife in the lighthouse again". Talk about your bat signal. Big silhouette of a dick in the clouds.  Big Grin
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RE: Playing with words and a news story.
April 17, 2017 at 11:48 am
(April 17, 2017 at 7:11 am)Brian37 Wrote: I just saw a news story about an old light house, and one local historian said, " come learn the history about WHAT WENT ON" 

I get what she was saying, but it struck me funny "What went on".

No no no no, "what went on", that is something a parent asks the police when they get a call at work about an unauthorized party their kids had home while the parent was at work.

ORGIES AT THE LIGHT HOUSE!

"What went on"..... Gee I don't know, pretty sure people worked, ate, did normal shit.

Are you sure you're not missing a pun or something? Learning about "what went on" seems like a light bulb joke to me.
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RE: Playing with words and a news story.
April 17, 2017 at 1:50 pm (This post was last modified: April 17, 2017 at 1:50 pm by vorlon13.)
Please note your depraved vor was content to describe the silhouettes as simply "lurid" and some one ELSE needed to flesh out the mental imagery . . .

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April 17, 2017 at 3:53 pm (This post was last modified: April 17, 2017 at 3:53 pm by Jackie.)
(April 17, 2017 at 1:50 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Please note your depraved vor was content to describe the silhouettes as simply "lurid" and some one ELSE needed to flesh out the mental imagery . . .

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Someone has to tip the boat over. Maybe someone should not have invited me to by posting "lurid". If you are going to jump off a skyscraper, do it in fashion, light yourself on fire. Don't be half ass'ed about it.  Big Grin
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