A Story of Fish

[Haipule]

I approve of your approach to burial.  I always wanted to be eaten by something higher on the food chain, maybe wolves since I'm a fan of dogs.  But I understand we are highly toxic due to our diet and life span.  So your approach is more sound.

Many years ago, I worked in systems engineering at a major corporation. A lot of "us" claimed to be the top of the food chain, until someone pointed out that, in the end, bacteria get us all. Who's the apex predator, again? :one brow raised:

I am donating my body to science (yeesh, look at that there, will ya!). They'll take what they want and cremate the rest, giving my family the cemains. Maybe I should specify putting me out under a tree as fertilizer instead. It should be a nut tree. :yes:

At least, as a tree, you could "branch out" from the slavery of atheism into the freedom of "who cares" what anyone useless thinks! The secret then is to always be useful. Yet, I think I'm preaching to the choir!