I’d bring it up like so:
You: I know you’re not really my girlfriend yet...
but suppose you’re my wife a year from now and you’re breastfeeding our baby named Doris, when my mom informs you that I’m atheist. Boom. What would you do?
(Then you stare at her eagerly)
No?
Alright. No then.
I don’t date theists. I’m too much of a heathen to be liked by one.
You: I know you’re not really my girlfriend yet...
but suppose you’re my wife a year from now and you’re breastfeeding our baby named Doris, when my mom informs you that I’m atheist. Boom. What would you do?
(Then you stare at her eagerly)
No?
Alright. No then.
I don’t date theists. I’m too much of a heathen to be liked by one.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian