Worst Pick Up Lines

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'Hi! I'm senator Al Franken.'

Boru

Slogan:

Al Franken: a real hands on type of guy.

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Can I smell your pussy?
If she says no, you say, 'it must be your feet then.'

There's only two things that smell like fish. And one of them is fish.

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Years ago I invented a device that works like a FAD: Fish Attracting Device. I call it 'The WAD': Women Attracting Device.

It works like a lizard's dewlap when the lizard is trying to attract a mate. You wear it as a collar around your neck. When you pull the string, it will *flash* your dewlap of 10 $100 bills! You use it like this:

Hello *flash*, my name is Bill *flash* *flash*. May I buy you a drink *flash*?

Works every time! Once they stop laughing.