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Worst Pick Up Lines
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#21
RE: Worst Pick Up Lines
November 17, 2017 at 12:01 pm
"If I said you had a great body would you hold it against me?"
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#22
RE: Worst Pick Up Lines
November 17, 2017 at 1:32 pm
"Will you go out with me? I have a strange attraction to hideously ugly people like yourself."
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#23
RE: Worst Pick Up Lines
November 17, 2017 at 1:38 pm
-Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful eyes?
-Yes. Now what?
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#24
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November 17, 2017 at 1:49 pm
"Hey sexy, I have a massive penis and I know how to use it. I'm also very muscular (if I seem weedy you're hallucinating) and I'm also incredibly attractive and you're not bad yourself. How's my pick-up line going? Are you sexually excited yet?"
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#25
RE: Worst Pick Up Lines
November 17, 2017 at 2:57 pm (This post was last modified: November 17, 2017 at 2:57 pm by Haipule.)
Hey baby! The Word of the day is 'legs'. Lets go to my place and spread the Word!
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#26
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November 17, 2017 at 3:00 pm
I heard there's a party in your mouth and everyone's coming.
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#27
RE: Worst Pick Up Lines
November 17, 2017 at 3:06 pm (This post was last modified: November 17, 2017 at 3:40 pm by Haipule.)
(November 17, 2017 at 6:24 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 'Hi! I'm senator Al Franken.'

Boru
Slogan:

Al Franken: a real hands on type of guy.
(November 17, 2017 at 10:06 am)Little lunch Wrote: Can I smell your pussy?
If she says no, you say, 'it must be your feet then.'
There's only two things that smell like fish. And one of them is fish.
Years ago I invented a device that works like a FAD: Fish Attracting Device. I call it 'The WAD': Women Attracting Device.

It works like a lizard's dewlap when the lizard is trying to attract a mate. You wear it as a collar around your neck. When you pull the string, it will *flash* your dewlap of 10 $100 bills! You use it like this:

Hello *flash*, my name is Bill *flash* *flash*. May I buy you a drink *flash*?

Works every time! Once they stop laughing.
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RE: Worst Pick Up Lines
November 17, 2017 at 3:45 pm (This post was last modified: November 17, 2017 at 3:48 pm by Brian37.)
Worst pick up lines?

"Hey, I have lime salt and a shovel in my van."

Or,

"Thanks for agreeing with a one night stand, but just ignore the discoloration, that is why you have health care. You do have health care right?"
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RE: Worst Pick Up Lines
November 18, 2017 at 8:31 am
Rubber Ducky, John just conveyed a HUGE NO NO JOKE, I would NOT recommend this in real life as an ice breaker if you don't want to end up in the ER.


"Hey baby, you remind me of my washing machine, I'd like to drop a load in you." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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#30
RE: Worst Pick Up Lines
November 18, 2017 at 8:36 am
This one I saw used and they ended up married.

Him
"I bet you 50p I can make your tits move without touching them"
Her
"Ok"
Him
"Here's your 50p"

The sad thing was I was using my charm on her and up to that point I was doing quite well.



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