(November 27, 2017 at 10:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(November 27, 2017 at 10:25 pm)Little lunch Wrote: I have false teeth up the top.
Two were smashed out with a barbell weight from the top of the stairs by a psycho ex.
One of them I had to pull out of the hole in my lip.
Another time I was on my way to a job interview and a young girl smashed into the back of my car at the traffic lights.
Lost five on the steering wheel plus a few bits of shattered jaw bone.
Lost two more in a bar fight in Emerald in an unprovoked attack from a drunk 'built like a brick shithouse' miner.
I was pulled off him just as I was raising a glass ashtray to smash his teeth out.
Lost one down the bottom when, and this is embarrassing, I was hammering in a nail for a picture frame and the hammer bounced back and knocked me off the chair I was standing on.
Lost another one down the bottom when I was whacked in the face by a branch I was feeding into a large chipper.
Never worried about getting a partial plate for the bottom, although I have a few wobbly teeth down there and it might be on the cards for the future.
Holy shit.
You've had a rough time when it comes to your teeth, haven't you?
Remember, when it comes to Aussie women, all exes are psychos.
Do you get special training in that regard? Have you qualified?
