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How to tell it's morning...
#1
How to tell it's morning...
The alarm goes off. 
Your feet hit the floor.
Your knees hit the floor.
Your chest hits the floor.
Your face hits the floor. 

Your coffee cup has too many moving parts.

Your upper and lower lip aren't sync'd. 

You accidently watch the Cartoon Channel instead of CNN and you keep wondering what the fuck T.rump is up to now.
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#2
RE: How to tell it's morning...
and someone calls and whatever they're going on about is complicated . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#3
RE: How to tell it's morning...
(September 21, 2017 at 11:21 am)vorlon13 Wrote: and someone calls and whatever they're going on about is complicated . . .

Something about a fire in the attic? I'm not wearing an attic!
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#4
RE: How to tell it's morning...
I have to leave the house for 5am at the latest on these early shifts.  At that time it's usually dark, cold and the good thing is that the roads are dead.

Once I left the house and the first thing I saw just a few feet away from me was a fox sitting with a cat like they were calmly having a chat about something.  You know you're definitely up too early if the first thing you see is a fox socializing with a cat.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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#5
RE: How to tell it's morning...
You open your eyes to the sight of a furry, whiskered face, as a cat sits on your chest in a subtle attempt to remind you that the food bowl is only three-quarters full.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#6
RE: How to tell it's morning...
How to tell its morning when you're retired.

a-  The alarm doesn't go off.
b-  You get up when you have to take a piss.
c-  If you feel like it, go back to bed.
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#7
RE: How to tell it's morning...
I leave the house and notice that almost everyone is wearing black arm bands.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#8
RE: How to tell it's morning...
usually, (these days) second time I have to get up and pee, it's time to get up . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: How to tell it's morning...
(September 21, 2017 at 7:02 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You open your eyes to the sight of a furry, whiskered face, as a cat sits on your chest in a subtle attempt to remind you that the food bowl is only three-quarters full.

Handled. Boss Lady works until 2 AM, then she comes home and gets breakfast for the catadons. They only need me to open the sliding door when I crawl into the kitchen for adrenaline.
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#10
RE: How to tell it's morning...
The girls are up. After that their is no further sleep. On the bright side the wake up can be quite wonderful. If you get my meaning . Wink
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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