I had a demon-possessed hairbrush when I was a young rocker. I went to a suburb of Vancouver with some cute girls, and lost it deep in the park-- it was like 20 years-old, made with solid wood and horse hair bristles, really nice. Anyway, I was walking near the art museum downtown, and I see. . . some OTHER cute girl brushing her hair with what was obviously my brush.
She was pretty dubious when I tried to reclaim it, but I explained where I lost it. She got the willies, and I ended up convincing her I was spiritual and deep enough to be worth getting naked with.
A couple months later, I lost the brush on a bus to college in North Vancouver. A couple months later, I was on a totally different bus, going to UBC way on the other side of town, and what do I see wedged behind a seat? Yep. . . the goddamned demon brush.
I was spooked that time, but anyway I brushed my hair with it. Just at that moment, a cute girl came up to me, and said. . . "Oooh your hair looks so shiny. How do you DO that?" and starts running her fingers through my hair.
Next time I lost it, it just stayed lost. But to this day, I kind of expect to be in like a taxi here in Korea and see that damned brush sticking out from under the front seat or something.
She was pretty dubious when I tried to reclaim it, but I explained where I lost it. She got the willies, and I ended up convincing her I was spiritual and deep enough to be worth getting naked with.
A couple months later, I lost the brush on a bus to college in North Vancouver. A couple months later, I was on a totally different bus, going to UBC way on the other side of town, and what do I see wedged behind a seat? Yep. . . the goddamned demon brush.
I was spooked that time, but anyway I brushed my hair with it. Just at that moment, a cute girl came up to me, and said. . . "Oooh your hair looks so shiny. How do you DO that?" and starts running her fingers through my hair.
Next time I lost it, it just stayed lost. But to this day, I kind of expect to be in like a taxi here in Korea and see that damned brush sticking out from under the front seat or something.
