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What is the weirdest thing...
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RE: What is the weirdest thing...
I had a demon-possessed hairbrush when I was a young rocker. I went to a suburb of Vancouver with some cute girls, and lost it deep in the park-- it was like 20 years-old, made with solid wood and horse hair bristles, really nice. Anyway, I was walking near the art museum downtown, and I see. . . some OTHER cute girl brushing her hair with what was obviously my brush.

She was pretty dubious when I tried to reclaim it, but I explained where I lost it. She got the willies, and I ended up convincing her I was spiritual and deep enough to be worth getting naked with.

A couple months later, I lost the brush on a bus to college in North Vancouver. A couple months later, I was on a totally different bus, going to UBC way on the other side of town, and what do I see wedged behind a seat? Yep. . . the goddamned demon brush.

I was spooked that time, but anyway I brushed my hair with it. Just at that moment, a cute girl came up to me, and said. . . "Oooh your hair looks so shiny. How do you DO that?" and starts running her fingers through my hair.

Next time I lost it, it just stayed lost. But to this day, I kind of expect to be in like a taxi here in Korea and see that damned brush sticking out from under the front seat or something.
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What is the weirdest thing... - by Haipule - November 26, 2017 at 12:10 am
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by Succubus - November 26, 2017 at 12:35 am
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by vulcanlogician - November 26, 2017 at 1:01 am
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by KevinM1 - November 26, 2017 at 2:06 am
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by Haipule - November 26, 2017 at 2:56 am
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by SaStrike - November 26, 2017 at 5:09 pm
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by Haipule - November 26, 2017 at 10:35 pm
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by SaStrike - November 27, 2017 at 2:39 am
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by Haipule - November 28, 2017 at 4:44 pm
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by SaStrike - November 29, 2017 at 7:02 am
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by Homeless Nutter - November 27, 2017 at 4:59 am
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by Haipule - November 26, 2017 at 3:09 am
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by ignoramus - November 26, 2017 at 1:25 am
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by chorlton - November 26, 2017 at 2:10 am
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by Haipule - November 26, 2017 at 3:00 am
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by Edwardo Piet - November 26, 2017 at 2:35 am
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by ignoramus - November 26, 2017 at 2:57 am
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by Edwardo Piet - November 28, 2017 at 3:53 am
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by chorlton - November 26, 2017 at 3:01 am
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by LadyForCamus - November 26, 2017 at 3:56 am
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by Angrboda - November 26, 2017 at 4:01 am
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by downbeatplumb - November 26, 2017 at 6:06 am
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 26, 2017 at 6:17 am
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by Little lunch - November 26, 2017 at 7:38 am
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by chimp3 - November 26, 2017 at 8:21 am
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by brewer - November 26, 2017 at 1:33 pm
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by Brian37 - November 26, 2017 at 2:45 pm
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by paulpablo - November 26, 2017 at 3:27 pm
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by Haipule - November 26, 2017 at 5:00 pm
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by chorlton - November 26, 2017 at 5:14 pm
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by Haipule - November 26, 2017 at 6:35 pm
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by Cod - November 26, 2017 at 5:03 pm
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by ignoramus - November 27, 2017 at 4:52 am
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by Haipule - November 26, 2017 at 5:19 pm
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by chimp3 - November 26, 2017 at 8:52 pm
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by chorlton - November 27, 2017 at 1:54 am
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by bennyboy - November 29, 2017 at 7:53 am
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by Athene - November 29, 2017 at 5:29 pm
RE: What is the weirdest thing... - by Haipule - November 30, 2017 at 1:10 am

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