RE: Survival of the fittest
December 1, 2017 at 1:56 pm
(This post was last modified: December 1, 2017 at 2:06 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Technically, the 5'6 guy with 4 kids is "the fittest" in that scenario....regardless of the gun, as stated anyway. The score is 4-0, favor to the fatman.
Dogs and cats didn't adapt to help from us. We domesticated them for -their- help...except cats, those fuckers are only semi-domesticated to this day. What we did for them was more proliferation than domestication...and the small birds of the world will never forgive us for that. WMDs with whiskers. Fun cat fact, they can instinctively hunt something like 300 species of animal. They don;t have to be taught. What they -do- have to be taught..however, is the killing bite...and it;s for this reason that cat mill kittens are habitual torturers who eat small animals alive.
Dogs and cats didn't adapt to help from us. We domesticated them for -their- help...except cats, those fuckers are only semi-domesticated to this day. What we did for them was more proliferation than domestication...and the small birds of the world will never forgive us for that. WMDs with whiskers. Fun cat fact, they can instinctively hunt something like 300 species of animal. They don;t have to be taught. What they -do- have to be taught..however, is the killing bite...and it;s for this reason that cat mill kittens are habitual torturers who eat small animals alive.
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