Honest Abe. Stonewall Jackson. Jack the Zipper.

[Rev. Rye]

Prisoner # 210798561

I can almost imagine Augustus Hill narrating it:

Prisoner #18T417, Donald Trump. Convicted November 9, 2018. Obstruction of Justice, High Treason, and Sexual Assault. Sentence: Life Imprisonment. Up for parole when Mike Pence gets around to pardoning him.





A very conservative list of charges and a very optimistic timeline, I know.

Or maybe if they don't impeach, King Don might be a fitting name, since (besides the obvious):

• This quote from James St. Clair, Nixon's lawyer during Watergate almost certainly applies to Trump's self-image: ""The president wants me to argue that he is as powerful a monarch as Louis XIV, only four years at a time, and is not subject to the processes of any court in the land except the court of impeachment."
  
• He's acting like King John from an old Robin Hood story.
  
• He acts like he's a Mafia don.