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How does everyone picture God?

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How does everyone picture God?
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RE: How does everyone picture God?
December 8, 2017 at 3:00 pm (This post was last modified: December 8, 2017 at 3:10 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(December 8, 2017 at 4:46 am)ignoramus Wrote: How do I picture God if I strain and squint hard enough?...

Some gigantic bearded invisible old bloke eating ice cream with one hand and masturbating with the other while he watches people have sex without them knowing.

When he gets really horny he shoves his gigantic invisible penis in a volcano. And that's why they erupt. They erupt because he errupts. Geddit?

Who would know? God is a creep.
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How does everyone picture God?

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How does everyone picture God? - by ignoramus - December 8, 2017 at 4:46 am
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by Whateverist - December 8, 2017 at 6:42 am
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by pocaracas - December 8, 2017 at 6:43 am
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by Sal - December 8, 2017 at 7:37 am
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by LastPoet - December 8, 2017 at 7:44 am
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by vulcanlogician - December 8, 2017 at 7:46 am
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by brewer - December 8, 2017 at 8:45 am
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by Chad32 - December 8, 2017 at 8:50 am
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by Brian37 - December 8, 2017 at 10:33 am
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by Edwardo Piet - December 8, 2017 at 3:00 pm
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by The Grand Nudger - December 8, 2017 at 3:08 pm
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by Minimalist - December 8, 2017 at 3:10 pm
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by Edwardo Piet - December 8, 2017 at 3:11 pm
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by brewer - December 8, 2017 at 6:31 pm
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by ignoramus - December 8, 2017 at 8:08 pm
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by brewer - December 8, 2017 at 8:13 pm
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by Banned - December 8, 2017 at 9:09 pm
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by J a c k - December 9, 2017 at 1:46 am
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by vorlon13 - December 8, 2017 at 10:40 pm
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by Fireball - December 8, 2017 at 10:52 pm
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by vorlon13 - December 8, 2017 at 11:10 pm
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by Minimalist - December 8, 2017 at 11:23 pm
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by Joods - December 8, 2017 at 11:33 pm
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by vorlon13 - December 8, 2017 at 11:40 pm
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by Joods - December 8, 2017 at 11:42 pm
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by vorlon13 - December 8, 2017 at 11:44 pm
RE: How does everyone picture God? - by Patrick33 - December 9, 2017 at 2:59 am

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