How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?

[Succubus]

I can't have my death be reported to the appropriate authorities and becoming a matter of public record, because I'd like for my surviving loved ones to stow my corpse away in the home of my most hated enemy; Whomever that may be at my time of death. 

Lol...The stench, bewilderment, the horrific discovery followed by the questions, suspicion, and scrutiny. 
And maybe, just maybe an arrest and/or conviction...A final ha-ha! from beyond the grave.

Or I'll just have my remains donated the nearby medical  college. 

Either/or.

In times gone by it was considered practical to throw corpses down your enemies water wells, no doubt it was the health & safety people who put an end to that. Some people have no sense of tradition.