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How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?

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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?

December 14, 2017 at 7:39 pm

(December 14, 2017 at 7:27 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: I want to secretly feed myself to the guests at my memorial. On little toothpicks with cheese and cherry tomatoes.

I hope there's not too many guests.
Not much meat on your bones.
I could feed a few hundred, although they'd have to delay the funeral to give me time to cure, as I'd like the Hors d'oeurve to be prosciutto wrapped rockmelon on sesame seed water crackers garnished with a little sprig of baby flat leafed parsley.

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How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes? - by Whateverist - December 14, 2017 at 3:27 pm

RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes? - by FatAndFaithless - December 14, 2017 at 3:27 pm

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