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Australia
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RE: Australia
(December 14, 2017 at 4:35 pm)Succubus Wrote:
(December 14, 2017 at 1:36 pm)Brian37 Wrote: ...Australia also has very dangerous microscopic jellyfish as poisonous as a rattle snake. They have another type of aggressive beach snake that will chase you not run away.

When I was working in Australia I devised a good rule of thumb regarding the critters; If it moves its probably poisonous, if it doesn’t move its probably poisonous. There's even poisonous birds an Australia for fuck sake!

Death held out a hand. I WANT, he said, A BOOK ABOUT THE DANGEROUS CREATURES OF FOURECKS-

Albert looked up and dived for cover, receiving only mild bruising because he had the foresight to curl into a ball.

After a while Death, his voice a little muffled, said: ALBERT, I WOULD BE SO GRATEFUL IF YOU COULD GIVE ME A HAND HERE.

Albert scrambled up and pulled at some of the huge volumes, finally dislodging enough of them for his master to clamber free.

HMM... Death picked up a book at random and read the cover. "DANGEROUS MAMMALS, REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, BIRDS, FISH, JELLYFISH, INSECTS, SPIDERS, CRUSTACEANS, GRASSES, TREES, MOSSES, AND LICHENS OF TERROR INCOGNITA, " he read. His gaze moved down the spine. VOLUME 29C, he added. OH. PART THREE, I SEE.

He glanced up at the listening shelves. POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

They waited.

IT WOULD APPEAR THAT-

"No, wait master. Here it comes."

Albert pointed to something white zigzagging lazily through the air. Finally Death reached up an caught the single sheet of paper.

He read it carefully and then turned it over briefly just in case anything was written on the other side.

"May I?" said Albert. Death handed him the paper.

"'Some of the sheep, '" Albert read aloud. "Oh, well. Maybe a week at the seaside'd be better, then."

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Messages In This Thread
Australia - by Haipule - December 12, 2017 at 9:19 pm
RE: Australia - by Edwardo Piet - December 12, 2017 at 9:40 pm
RE: Australia - by SteelCurtain - December 12, 2017 at 9:40 pm
RE: Australia - by Haipule - December 12, 2017 at 10:17 pm
RE: Australia - by ignoramus - December 12, 2017 at 9:55 pm
RE: Australia - by Edwardo Piet - December 12, 2017 at 10:13 pm
RE: Australia - by The Valkyrie - December 12, 2017 at 10:40 pm
RE: Australia - by ignoramus - December 12, 2017 at 10:45 pm
RE: Australia - by The Valkyrie - December 12, 2017 at 10:51 pm
RE: Australia - by Haipule - December 12, 2017 at 10:59 pm
RE: Australia - by Haipule - December 13, 2017 at 3:06 am
RE: Australia - by The Valkyrie - December 14, 2017 at 1:46 pm
RE: Australia - by Haipule - December 15, 2017 at 1:31 am
RE: Australia - by chimp3 - December 13, 2017 at 2:09 am
RE: Australia - by Little lunch - December 13, 2017 at 10:25 am
RE: Australia - by The Valkyrie - December 13, 2017 at 12:57 pm
RE: Australia - by c172 - December 13, 2017 at 10:32 am
RE: Australia - by ignoramus - December 13, 2017 at 4:17 pm
RE: Australia - by Little lunch - December 14, 2017 at 6:13 am
RE: Australia - by Losty - December 14, 2017 at 6:51 am
RE: Australia - by Brian37 - December 14, 2017 at 1:36 pm
RE: Australia - by Haipule - December 14, 2017 at 3:51 pm
RE: Australia - by Succubus - December 14, 2017 at 4:35 pm
RE: Australia - by The Valkyrie - December 14, 2017 at 4:37 pm
RE: Australia - by Succubus - December 14, 2017 at 5:07 pm
RE: Australia - by Little lunch - December 14, 2017 at 8:49 pm
RE: Australia - by The Valkyrie - December 14, 2017 at 9:00 pm
RE: Australia - by Edwardo Piet - December 15, 2017 at 12:49 am
RE: Australia - by The Valkyrie - December 14, 2017 at 8:56 pm
RE: Australia - by c172 - December 14, 2017 at 9:06 pm
RE: Australia - by Little lunch - December 16, 2017 at 11:35 am
RE: Australia - by The Valkyrie - December 14, 2017 at 9:11 pm
RE: Australia - by c172 - December 14, 2017 at 11:15 pm
RE: Australia - by Haipule - December 15, 2017 at 2:51 am
RE: Australia - by Succubus - December 15, 2017 at 3:13 am
RE: Australia - by Haipule - December 15, 2017 at 3:28 am
RE: Australia - by Haipule - December 16, 2017 at 2:07 am
RE: Australia - by vulcanlogician - December 16, 2017 at 2:14 am
RE: Australia - by Succubus - December 16, 2017 at 8:18 pm
RE: Australia - by ignoramus - December 16, 2017 at 2:30 am
RE: Australia - by Haipule - December 18, 2017 at 2:23 am
RE: Australia - by c172 - December 16, 2017 at 9:03 am
RE: Australia - by Haipule - December 16, 2017 at 4:56 pm

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