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Breaking news from Australia
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Now, many of you may think that Australia isn't that important on the world stage, that we can safely be ignored and that nothing of importance ever happens here, but take a gander at this recent development:
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2014...ight-heist Shocking, I know.
Nemo me impune lacessit.
*GASP* NOT THE GIANT MANGO!
Australia? What's that?
Another colony. Basically we sent the religious types to the USA and the more honest criminals to Oz.
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Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken." Sith code 
That mango never deserved this...
 RE: Breaking news from Australia
February 25, 2014 at 1:33 pm
(This post was last modified: February 25, 2014 at 1:34 pm by Napoléon.)
The Great Mango Robbery™.
 (February 25, 2014 at 12:54 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Another colony. Basically we sent the religious types to the USA and the more honest criminals to Oz. In unrelated news, I have stolen all your wallets. 
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Someone stole a ten-ton mango? Just look for a guy with a severe hernia.
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Who has a place to hide that thing?
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