(December 14, 2017 at 1:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:I knew it!(December 13, 2017 at 3:06 am)Haipule Wrote: Aloha Rebecca: are you a cardiologist in NZ? Well, I gots me 7 stents in my LAD and the first one was put there by a female cardiologist. She was absolutely gorgeous but I think she slammed my balls viciously while I was under versed just for fun! It really hurt! My new cardiologist is also female and gorgeous and her smile and look in her eye scares me!
Anyway, you surfing Ragland? Make me jealous!
One of the first lessons taught to female cardiologists is to look scary. Appear threatening. And not to get caught (I can't elaborate on the latter).
Male genitalia is used for ping pong while they're under.
A little known fact, don't tell anyone, is that surgeries only last about half the time they seem to. The rest of the time is used for (CENSORED)
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
