(December 15, 2017 at 3:13 am)Succubus Wrote: A documentary years ago shot in the Australian bush used infra red cameras to study the inland taipan (fierce snake). So there's this rat run track thing meandering through the grass and there curled up is this snake. Then along comes a big rat like effort; hop, hop, hop, bite, hop, dead! It wasn't in need of urgent medical attention, it was fucking dead. Neurotoxins. One of those bastards bites you on a little toe your brain shuts down seven pico seconds later. And here was me working on a pipeline going through this bush shit, Fuck Australia! But then again, we did find a few cannabis farms. Happy daysThere's another creature there is be reckoned with and that is the Australian Sheila!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
