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How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?

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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?

December 15, 2017 at 1:48 pm (This post was last modified: December 15, 2017 at 2:12 pm by Dnte.)

(December 15, 2017 at 12:36 pm)pocaracas Wrote:
(December 15, 2017 at 12:30 pm)Dnte Wrote: Oh I wasn't offended. I just thought your reply was rather peculiar. You should write horror or comedy movies. A scene where a person is split into two just because one part of the family wants to have them cremated and the other one wants t have them buried is very funny or... appalling, depending on how you see it. lol

It seemed to me to be a rather obvious solution to your family's conundrum.

Yes, because people with those conundrums do it all the time. It is so obvious, why did I not think about it before! You're such a genious! People on here are so bright!

No really, I thought people on atheist forums would be cleverer, I have to say I was awfully wrong. You make people at christianforums.com look like Einstein, haha.

But I don't mean to say that you're stupid because you think splitting a dead body into two is an obvious solution for this kind of problem. I'm aware that there are certain practices in different countries that might be different from what I'm used to. A diverse forum, I like that.

(December 15, 2017 at 12:39 pm)Whateverist Wrote:
(December 15, 2017 at 12:36 pm)pocaracas Wrote: It seemed to me to be a rather obvious solution to your family's conundrum.

Solomon just isn't appreciated in this day and age.

Considering this is an atheist forum and we're on the off topic section. I wonder why that person should be appreciated. Did I miss something?

Oh, relax guys. I'm just being sarcastic! I've already decided. I'll be split not only into 2 parts, I've decided I'll send my arms to my gradmother, my legs to my aunts and uncles, my mother can keep my head and my father can keep the rest! They will be able to cremate me, bury me or play ping pong with my body parts. It will be so much fun!

Do I fit in this forum now? Smile

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