(December 16, 2017 at 2:30 am)ignoramus Wrote: On Wednesday's the wife bakes my favourite dish!https://youtu.be/qfrlrByun4A
Baked koala, platypus, kangaroo and emu in a lovely red wine and tomato sauce with rice!
I hate rice though! It's disgusting! It makes me sick just thinking about it!
I love all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potato's!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.