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Re-Write the Lyrics to Xmas Songs
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RE: Re-Write the Lyrics to Xmas Songs
I've got one about Robby Hawkins, the Von Maur shooter. However, in this time of mass shootings and the time of year it's a bit insensitive. I'll give the first stanza.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh,

You'd better watch out,
You'd better start to run,
You'd better duck down he's bringing his gun,
Robby Hawkins comes to Von Maur

It devolves from there.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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Re-Write the Lyrics to Xmas Songs - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 19, 2017 at 4:35 am
RE: Re-Write the Lyrics to Xmas Songs - by ignoramus - December 19, 2017 at 7:15 am
RE: Re-Write the Lyrics to Xmas Songs - by brewer - December 19, 2017 at 8:40 am
RE: Re-Write the Lyrics to Xmas Songs - by Brian37 - December 19, 2017 at 8:40 am
RE: Re-Write the Lyrics to Xmas Songs - by Edwardo Piet - December 19, 2017 at 11:20 am
RE: Re-Write the Lyrics to Xmas Songs - by Brian37 - December 19, 2017 at 11:42 am
RE: Re-Write the Lyrics to Xmas Songs - by Brian37 - December 24, 2017 at 8:20 am

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