God: Hello Swidhe.
Swidhe: Hello God.
G: How are you?
S: Not bad. How are you?
G: I'm perfect.
G: Mercy or sanctity?
S: Mercy.
G: Heaven or friend?
S: Friend.
G: Kindness or divinity?
S: Kindness.
G: I SHALL SPELL DEATH TO YOU!
S: Sure.
God casts death upon Swidhe, who's forever burnt with anguish in hell.
Again God comes.
G: Swidhe, repent.
S: No.
G: Then suffer.
S: Yes.
In hell with demons, Satan comes.
Satan: Hello Swidhe.
Sw: Hello Satan.
Sa: How are you?
Sw: Not bad.
Sa: Evil or good?
Sw: Good.
Sa: Hell or heaven?
Sw: Heaven.
Sa: Earth or heaven?
Sw: Earth.
Sa: Hell or Earth?
Sw: Earth.
Sa: I shall turn you into demon.
Before Satan does, Swidhe halts him, 'Wait. Let's cooperate for the good.'
Silence falls.
'Yeah? How so?'
Swidhe explains, 'We all be good. Let's toil with hearts and hands, and change this hell into Earth. Let's make all demons good humans.'
Satan frowns but likes the idea.
The end.
Swidhe: Hello God.
G: How are you?
S: Not bad. How are you?
G: I'm perfect.
G: Mercy or sanctity?
S: Mercy.
G: Heaven or friend?
S: Friend.
G: Kindness or divinity?
S: Kindness.
G: I SHALL SPELL DEATH TO YOU!
S: Sure.
God casts death upon Swidhe, who's forever burnt with anguish in hell.
Again God comes.
G: Swidhe, repent.
S: No.
G: Then suffer.
S: Yes.
In hell with demons, Satan comes.
Satan: Hello Swidhe.
Sw: Hello Satan.
Sa: How are you?
Sw: Not bad.
Sa: Evil or good?
Sw: Good.
Sa: Hell or heaven?
Sw: Heaven.
Sa: Earth or heaven?
Sw: Earth.
Sa: Hell or Earth?
Sw: Earth.
Sa: I shall turn you into demon.
Before Satan does, Swidhe halts him, 'Wait. Let's cooperate for the good.'
Silence falls.
'Yeah? How so?'
Swidhe explains, 'We all be good. Let's toil with hearts and hands, and change this hell into Earth. Let's make all demons good humans.'
Satan frowns but likes the idea.
The end.
