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Enlightenment with the God
December 23, 2017 at 7:15 am
God: Hello Swidhe.
Swidhe: Hello God.
G: How are you?
S: Not bad. How are you?
G: I'm perfect.
G: Mercy or sanctity?
S: Mercy.
G: Heaven or friend?
S: Friend.
G: Kindness or divinity?
S: Kindness.
G: I SHALL SPELL DEATH TO YOU!
S: Sure.
God casts death upon Swidhe, who's forever burnt with anguish in hell.
Again God comes.
G: Swidhe, repent.
S: No.
G: Then suffer.
S: Yes.
In hell with demons, Satan comes.
Satan: Hello Swidhe.
Sw: Hello Satan.
Sa: How are you?
Sw: Not bad.
Sa: Evil or good?
Sw: Good.
Sa: Hell or heaven?
Sw: Heaven.
Sa: Earth or heaven?
Sw: Earth.
Sa: Hell or Earth?
Sw: Earth.
Sa: I shall turn you into demon.
Before Satan does, Swidhe halts him, 'Wait. Let's cooperate for the good.'
Silence falls.
'Yeah? How so?'
Swidhe explains, 'We all be good. Let's toil with hearts and hands, and change this hell into Earth. Let's make all demons good humans.'
Satan frowns but likes the idea.
The end.
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RE: Enlightenment with the God
December 23, 2017 at 7:26 am
Dafuq wuz dat?
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Enlightenment with the God
December 23, 2017 at 7:40 am
Do you also prefer being intelligible? Give it a lash - do you a world of good.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Enlightenment with the God
December 23, 2017 at 7:40 am
Lol what?
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh
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RE: Enlightenment with the God
December 23, 2017 at 7:41 am
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You bear a complete resemblance to some idiot who thinks he won’t get banned because no one would know who he really is.
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RE: Enlightenment with the God
December 23, 2017 at 7:45 am
Quote:I just wrote to entertain you all.
Epic fail.
Boru
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RE: Enlightenment with the God
December 23, 2017 at 7:48 am
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(December 23, 2017 at 7:26 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Dafuq wuz dat?
Boru
Hahahaha!!
(December 23, 2017 at 7:37 am)Adventurer Wrote: (December 23, 2017 at 7:26 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Dafuq wuz dat?
Boru
I prefer friendship to just sexiness/trolling.
Also, hahahahaha!!!
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh
