No, it's not what you think.
I am talking about Hollywood movies based on historical events or historical mythology.
When the Leonardo "Titanic" came out, I was still in college. I fucked with my adviser about it. I don't know how the subject came up, but mentioned to her that my and my(girlfriend, now x wife) had just watched it. She suddenly and excitedly said, "No no no, don't say anything, don't spoil it."
To which I responded, "The boat sank".
I KID YOU NOT
Her response was, "Why did you tell me that?"
I laughed. To this day all I can think is, "Yea, better not talk about any WW2 movie, we don't know if the allies won or the Nazis."
While there is no such thing as a magic man who can survive rigor mortis. Anytime a Jesus movie comes out, I always like to piss them off by saying, "He died".
I am talking about Hollywood movies based on historical events or historical mythology.
When the Leonardo "Titanic" came out, I was still in college. I fucked with my adviser about it. I don't know how the subject came up, but mentioned to her that my and my(girlfriend, now x wife) had just watched it. She suddenly and excitedly said, "No no no, don't say anything, don't spoil it."
To which I responded, "The boat sank".
I KID YOU NOT
Her response was, "Why did you tell me that?"
I laughed. To this day all I can think is, "Yea, better not talk about any WW2 movie, we don't know if the allies won or the Nazis."
While there is no such thing as a magic man who can survive rigor mortis. Anytime a Jesus movie comes out, I always like to piss them off by saying, "He died".
