This Is Pretty Amusing.

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Even though they are jesus-freak assholes at heart.

http://babylonbee.com/news/biblical-age-...llennials/

Biblical Age Of Accountability Raised To 30 For Millennials

GRAND RAPIDS, MI—A national task force of Bible scholars has voted to raise the biblical age of accountability to 30 for late-blooming millennials. According to this decision, millennials who die before age 30 will receive automatic entry into the kingdom of heaven along with complimentary participation trophies.

Focus on the Family founder James Dobson wrote the majority decision for the task force, explaining that it was “no longer practical to assume that the traditional age of accountability—usually around 12 years old—would be the age by which God held millennials responsible for their eternal destiny.”