LOL, if he does not understand German then insert whatever story might horrify him. Bears killing children, bashing baby skulls, rape is OK as long as you pay the father, ...........
You might need to study up: http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/cruelty/long.html
You might need to study up: http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/cruelty/long.html
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.