I'm mostly a happy drunk and often post under the influence, like now, but sometimes angrily--sorry!
People often ask me how I lost so much weight so fast? A) I quite drinking beer and started drinking whiskey!
However, whiskey(the brown stuff) will turn any man into a complete asshole! So, I started drinking gin(the clear stuff) so now I'm just an asshole!
However, I have to be careful because of my extremely high, and expensive, tolerance! I have to be careful not to layer so many drinks as I can easy go from sober to black-out! When I black-out I turn into a subconscious jackwagon, so I've been told.
People often ask me how I lost so much weight so fast? A) I quite drinking beer and started drinking whiskey!
However, whiskey(the brown stuff) will turn any man into a complete asshole! So, I started drinking gin(the clear stuff) so now I'm just an asshole!
However, I have to be careful because of my extremely high, and expensive, tolerance! I have to be careful not to layer so many drinks as I can easy go from sober to black-out! When I black-out I turn into a subconscious jackwagon, so I've been told.
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
