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What type of drunk are you?

Poll: What type of drunk are you?
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I'm a Happy drunk
73.33%
 11 73.33%
I'm a Crazy drunk
0%
 0 0%
I'm a Angry drunk
0%
 0 0%
I'm a Miserly drunk
13.33%
 2 13.33%
I'm a Philosophical drunk
13.33%
 2 13.33%
I'm a Emotional drunk
0%
 0 0%
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What type of drunk are you?
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RE: What type of drunk are you?
January 8, 2018 at 7:54 pm (This post was last modified: January 8, 2018 at 7:55 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
I used to be an angry, viscous drunk.  No longer. 

If any of you want to quit drinking, here's how I did it (this advice may not be for everyone.  Consult a licensed medical professional):

1.  Get drunk.  Seriously, world-class, Brendan Behan level drunk.

2.  Start a riot.  A small one will do.

3.  When the cops show up, find the biggest, meanest-looking one of the bunch.

4.  Vomit on him.

5.  The first time he hits you with his truncheon, slur, 'Yer mam's tits hit me harder than that.'

6.  Wake up in hospital, handcuffed to the bed, and listen to the nurse explain how long it'll be till the 19 stitches can be removed from your scalp.

If you drink after that, you deserve the worst than can happen.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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What type of drunk are you?

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What type of drunk are you? - by ErGingerbreadMandude - January 8, 2018 at 8:26 am
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by Grandizer - January 8, 2018 at 8:27 am
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by AFTT47 - January 8, 2018 at 8:33 am
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by Grandizer - January 8, 2018 at 9:40 am
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by Longhorn - January 8, 2018 at 9:01 am
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by DodosAreDead - January 8, 2018 at 9:17 am
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by vulcanlogician - January 8, 2018 at 9:22 am
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by polymath257 - January 8, 2018 at 10:25 pm
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by Mr.Obvious - January 8, 2018 at 9:30 am
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by c172 - January 8, 2018 at 9:39 am
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by brewer - January 8, 2018 at 9:43 am
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by Crossless2.0 - January 8, 2018 at 1:47 pm
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by The Grand Nudger - January 8, 2018 at 10:33 am
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by zebo-the-fat - January 8, 2018 at 1:37 pm
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by Whateverist - January 8, 2018 at 1:49 pm
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by KittyAnn - January 8, 2018 at 2:06 pm
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by paulpablo - January 8, 2018 at 2:19 pm
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by The Valkyrie - January 8, 2018 at 3:21 pm
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by Minimalist - January 8, 2018 at 5:55 pm
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by J a c k - January 8, 2018 at 5:59 pm
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by Rev. Rye - January 8, 2018 at 6:32 pm
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by Haipule - January 8, 2018 at 7:25 pm
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 8, 2018 at 7:54 pm
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by Rev. Rye - January 8, 2018 at 8:15 pm
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by Haipule - January 8, 2018 at 8:27 pm
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by Thumpalumpacus - January 8, 2018 at 9:48 pm
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by Cyberman - January 8, 2018 at 10:11 pm
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by Fireball - January 8, 2018 at 10:23 pm
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by Cyberman - January 8, 2018 at 10:27 pm
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by Fireball - January 8, 2018 at 11:12 pm
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by Cyberman - January 8, 2018 at 11:45 pm
RE: What type of drunk are you? - by Fireball - January 9, 2018 at 12:00 am

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