RE: What type of drunk are you?
January 8, 2018 at 8:27 pm
(This post was last modified: January 8, 2018 at 8:29 pm by Haipule.)
My advice to people whom drink, especially the young and ignorant.
1). Brown stuff, including beer, abused in excess, will turn you into a jerk. Whisky/Scotch should be enjoyed with friends.
2). The clear stuff rum, vodka, gin, tequila is much safer.
3). If you want to avoid a hangover, do not use mixers except ice, water or club soda--no sugars or juice!
4). When drinking, ALWAYS have a water chaser.
5.) Mixing any alcohol with rum is a guaranteed black-out. Therefore, Long Island Ice Teas are psychotic. If you start with rum, stick with rum.
1). Brown stuff, including beer, abused in excess, will turn you into a jerk. Whisky/Scotch should be enjoyed with friends.
2). The clear stuff rum, vodka, gin, tequila is much safer.
3). If you want to avoid a hangover, do not use mixers except ice, water or club soda--no sugars or juice!
4). When drinking, ALWAYS have a water chaser.
5.) Mixing any alcohol with rum is a guaranteed black-out. Therefore, Long Island Ice Teas are psychotic. If you start with rum, stick with rum.
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I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
