(January 8, 2018 at 11:45 pm)Cyberman Wrote:(January 8, 2018 at 11:12 pm)Fireball Wrote: Women, alcohol and fire. What could go wrong?
What indeed?
Well. It could involve an acetylene torch, a hammer and an anvil.
OR, making love on a bearskin rug in front of the fireplace, with a spark landing on my ass, while the wife cries out, "Deeper, deeper!". I got that last one from an old Playboy magazine cartoon, ca 1970.
That first one was when I was forming some iron in metal shop class, when I was about 14 YO.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.