RE: Borowitz: Pat Robertson on the Earthquake
August 24, 2011 at 3:04 pm
(This post was last modified: August 24, 2011 at 3:05 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
My daughters came up and gave me a hug this morning before we went to the store....and lifted my damn wallet. I found it on the ground in the kitchen with everything but cash left in it. Must be an inborn talent. For reference, they've never taken the slightest interest in their little brother.
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