As much as I love the explanations, I think Haipule is trolling. The OP proposes that plate tectonics and super-continents are impossible just to start the conversation.
C'mon, he keeps mentioning he's in Hawaii. Surely he knows about the formation of the islands. Surely he knows that the Leeward Islands were once much larger, and that
Loihi is rising. Surely he knows that the movement of plate tectonics is being constantly measured, in fact, GPS is taking measurements. A quick Google search will show
that the Cocos and the Nazca plates are moving 4-6 inches each year. The continents "float" on magma. Hawaiians know this. He's trolling.
C'mon, he keeps mentioning he's in Hawaii. Surely he knows about the formation of the islands. Surely he knows that the Leeward Islands were once much larger, and that
Loihi is rising. Surely he knows that the movement of plate tectonics is being constantly measured, in fact, GPS is taking measurements. A quick Google search will show
that the Cocos and the Nazca plates are moving 4-6 inches each year. The continents "float" on magma. Hawaiians know this. He's trolling.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein