I'm a big dessert snob, but the only desserts I know how to make are jello (lel) and fruitcake (I leave out nuts, which would anger a lot of folks. My favorite dessert is tiramisu, but I eat cake a lot as well. I'd love to learn both, but I think I need a full oven for cake (not a hybrid nuke/convection).
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan